A woman I secretly hate tweeted that she “loved loved loved” it, so I feel further vindicated in my private judgments of both her taste & character.

“I’m not mad, I’m actually laughing”

My ONLY complaint about this thing I love so much is the frame rate

Heard this for the first time not two days ago

like why even bring Jews into it, Kayla

her audience’s desire to see something grotesque

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

The abuse-free elevator tweet was NOT a joke?!?!?! 

Think about how much blood the average woman handles in her lifetime vs the average man

It’s like they think racism is some sort of genetic trait

Literally, look what they’re banned from:

Not as far as I know but he’s a banal racist and I loathe him

My favorite thing (if such a thing exists) about all this awful shit is that I don’t give a fuck if Dustin Hoffman ever works again. Or any of them! If Tom Hanks and Levar Burton are the only men left in the entertainment industry in 18 months, you know, so what? The fate of R. Kelly, Jeremy Piven, et fucking al is…

He made you feel SORRY for FUCKING FREDO

They were going to Tahiti and ended up by JAPAN?!!?

“Taylor Nearly Nude in Hot New Video!”

is the headline she was hoping for

It feels like a good cop / bad cop routine. The bad cops – the Weinsteins, the Cosbys, the priests who got away with it, remember them? – are, on occasion, “checked” by the good cops. “That’s not cool, man.” “Don’t listen to that guy, he gets a little worked up sometimes.”

Some men can only define themselves against…

Imagine earning $25 million and still needing another $7 million to shut up the woman you raped

WAIT the $32 million was for one person? Jesus Christ, I thought that number was from adding a bunch of settlements together!

I love that song and listened to it right after I insulted her

Now I feel bad, sorry Mya

I also like “Cell Block Tango”

She was 15 years too early, and in the wrong genre. She doesn’t have the pipes for R&B, god bless, but she’d probably be a good ukulele waif.