I listened to “Ghetto Superstar” the other day for the first time in years and her voice, while very, very pretty – it’s pretty! – has NO oomph or power behind it. She sounds like she’s singing with mouse lungs.

It actually gets MUCH more capitalist and bourgeoisie than a 20-something running a Twitter account to respond to complaints regarding famous hamburgers

What about something that’s not art from another culture? These are literally called “blackamoor lamps,” and I’ve had one similar to this in my parents’ basement for over a decade, it belonged to my grandparents. These lamps are definitely racist – European-designed objects featuring “exotic” and servile human figures…

my heart

Oh I’m pretty sure she’s deep into money laundering with the rest of them. The Trumps are a crime family like any other - well, tackier than most.

The assembled idiot demons and their irritating demands SO reminded me of one of Pawnee’s town halls!

Only people who snitch everything they can to Mueller are allowed to return to society

The best part of her one song was Charli XCX, a person who can actually write legit hits

Like manna from the gods. This is the ONLY funny, good, non-hateful, non-harmful thing to happen in politics for almost a year. I am rejuvenated for the fall.

I like your use of “historically”

The man in that parking garage in Charlottesville got the crap kicked out of him. This article made a (funny!) joke.

Lee. You’re welcome!

“Let them eat cake,” advised Michigan Governor Rick Snyder.

In the ‘95 BBC version, Mary is in the background doing moon-y eyes and heavy sighs over everything Mr. Collins says and does! It’s very subtle and so, so sad. He says he’s come to Longbourne for a wife, basically to do a mitzvah for the broke-ass Bennets, but HIS pride requires of him a handsome wife. Coulda just…

I had the exact same take. She and Littlefinger were watching the same match, and now they both know that Sansa has not one, but two warriors to protect her – and not just any warriors, arguably the greatest fighters in the world. Arya probably isn’t the only Stark with a list.

And even though Sansa’s not “magic” like…

I’m a sicko lib as much as anyone here, but I feel like people in rural areas who own shotguns for exactly this kind of scenario shouldn’t be targets in conversations about gun control. It’s just kinda weird to me that dudes (real talk) who own a bunch of AR-15s and what-the-fuck-ever are treated as the same political…

I don’t know how much these dresses cost, but a few hundred bucks is a lot of money to literally millions of Americans.

My mom, over the past several years, has decided she’s not a Republican any more. Thank god she jumped ship before Trump, otherwise I don’t know how I’d be able to converse with her, but...

I remember when I was in my early 20s when I had to inform her that Americans speak with an accent. She was like, isn’t it weird…

I’m sure I would have been happy to share a clove cigarette with you

It was purchased fifteen years ago (...wow) at the mall. I remember no other details. I think it was under $200? I think I wore black shoes? I remember so little about everything!