I was very much into Phish at the time

I wore a red-and-black (satin?) tartan ballgown to prom. It was basically this (not me) without the straps & petticoat. No, I am not Scottish. Yes, I was medium-goth.

Aw, thank you. And you kind of nailed it? Like recognizes like. 👍

To be perfectly frank, I (typically) think the sooner widower fathers remarry, the better. Especially if the kids are young, and the new mom is a 10/10 person. This is a woman who seems to care for him and his kid. She’s an age-appropriate partner; he’s not marrying the first 24-year-old gorgeous LA shark who crossed…

The men say they had planned to celebrate their union as a foursome before Zabala’s death

Whyyyyyyyyy?

Ugh, I really needed this thread. It’s cathartic. Logically, I know that this will take weeks and months and likely years; it’s frustrating, and I get angry when I think about the fact that Trump probably should have been in prison in, like, the ‘80s? There’s just no doubt in my mind he’s fucking dirty from head to…

I like Banksy’s Tintin haircut

His hand keeps coming into frame, begging her to stop

I feel like the most vehement Trump supporters are the little kings and queens of assorted shitty municipalities around America. They’re not the guys who work for the gravel company, they’re the guys who own the gravel companies. The hundred-thousandaires of the United States who believe that makes them better than…

I 100% believe the exact same thing, and I also think what Russia wanted from Trump after the election was to use this network as a pro-Putin worldview propaganda machine.

I would rather a horse be in the White House than Steve Bannon

*drinky drinky*

Medicine: not allowed
Extreme facial hair grooming: a-ok

What is very funny to me, as a sicko feminist lib, is that literally every member of this family is such a little crybaby! Maybe if they could win things or get money without doing so many crimes, their lives wouldn’t be so very hard? Just a thought!

The one fact I take solace in is the only thing America loves more than building them up is knocking ‘em down.

Is Brooks in AA?

Whenever I daydream about all the speeches I’d actually like to hear from Democrats, I always imagine the words coming out of her mouth.

Dollars to donuts this dude beats his wife and/or kids

I am an atheist pothead (like Maher) who was afraid of incriminating myself, but you are right and I was wrong.