The best thing about us, the First Amendment, is also the worst thing about us.

This face is the perfect intersection of “What the fuck is wrong with you” and “What the fuck happened to you in your childhood”

Yeah, I think they’re fine. They’re VERY earnest and have intense, well-meaning ideas the way only teenagers do, but they don’t articulate them clearly because

1. They’re kids and kids are generally kinda dumb (I know I was!)
2. I doubt they’ve had very many (any?) writing classes where you get your paper back and its…

I hope he enjoys prison, since that’s clearly where he wants to be.

The word “father” was not used once in the WP article.

Reminds me of the time my fourth-grade teacher said Jews were sad because they don’t get to celebrate Christmas.

She can pick up the cudgel on November 9th.

Marilyn Monroe and Kim Kardashian:

* Married young
* Had three husbands (to date)
* Those husbands? Nobody, athlete, tortured genuis (in order!)
* Took nudie photos/made a sex tape and openly discussed it
* Had plastic surgery to conform more closely to (or maybe invent?) their respective eras ideal of feminine beauty and…

I use a washcloth for my face and my hands for my body.

Can u please crosspost to The Cuck? Thx.

I was speaking from the point of view of the mayors who were banning, basically, wetsuits. I, the Montauk Monster, am very aware that wearing a fucking burkini doesn’t mean that a person isn’t assimilating.

Oh, so public humiliation isn’t the best way to help immigrants assimilate? Huh, who knew.

Also, Tracy loved (and was loved by) his wife and children and had many friends.

It’s REALLY funny, because the few thousand people who would be into it are already aware of it, and the rest of society not versed in internet grossness (arguably the wisest of us all) get the chance to go “Really? Ew.”

Since public discourse has become so Coulter-ish to the extent that Clinton had to give a speech today explaining why bad things are bad, we were in great danger of not paying attention to Coulter herself! She sure fixed that!

I’ve started a (secret) running list of people/references younger coworkers don’t get or know about...and I’m only five years older than them.

High school books! Those are authors beloved by teens, because they are able to hit teen reading levels and understanding. Are there better-read teens out there? Of course. Can books enjoyed by young people be enjoyed by adults? Naturally. But to single out Orwell and Rand specifically lets me know exactly where these…

Rayna’s so boring, she’s written to be flawless. What’s her biggest problem, loving several felonious dumbasses? Who hasn’t, man? Difference is, her felonious dumbasses are at least handsome.

Juliette Barnes 4 Life

Health + Pretension + Bullshit = Wellness

This seriously, seriously needs to be fucking prosecuted.