This song, but even more than that it’s the smell of cheap incense, specifically cheap incense attempting to cover the smell of burning oil in a Volvo.

Alternately, maybe he will get a lot of pussy and get high as fuck, like Spurgeon the hermit crab.

We believe, sincerely, that smart young female voters can do better than what the Clinton camp has made available to them, and that was an integral part of our pitch to the campaign.

Only REAL ‘90s kids are made very uncomfortable by this reference!

Oh, I didn’t know they were giving out medals for fifth place now.

My friend’s band had a song in that show #peaked

More than once my eyes have darted over the name “Ryan Cabrera” and read “Spaghetti Carbonara.”

I can’t believe how lucky I am with my boyfriend and how well the cohabitating is going. Over the past year we’ve lived together, I’ve noticed three things that seem to avoid a lot of arguments:

* We have the same sloppiness tolerance. We’re not slovenly dirtbags, but an unmade bed or dish in the sink doesn’t ruin…

Avril Lavigne’s dedication to only being with men who were her early 2000s pop-rock peers is kind of sweet, in a way.

I sometimes wonder if any of my male friends are anonymous monsters online.

Dying sucks IMO

Indian boyfriend? Bindi. Rocker husband? Pink hair and fashion. Country music boyfriend? Beige everything.

We’ve cracked the Stefani code, people.

All she wanted was the simple things. A simple kind of life.

It’s a horrific shorthand, but it’s also usually true. Dead family? Husband/father did it. Dead kids only? The mom. Dead woman? Her partner.

Are there any instances of “GSA” happening to anyone other than profoundly unwell people?

That’s arguably even sadder.

Anyone who gives or leases anything to Tyga worth more than a Big Mac is being straight up grifted at this point, right?

The “art world” and the “fashion world” are two of the worst subcultures out there, comprised of the basest, most selfish people with some of the most idiotic ideas on the planet. They’re cults for people with too much self-esteem instead of too little. I’d rather go to a strip club mud wrestling event than sit next…

I’m choosing to read this as a “Boomers are selfish” narrative.

She added that her “political agenda” was pretty simple: “Have good manners.”