AND STAY OUT

Native to Middle Tennessee (Bellevue was my mall growing up, I had a crush on a guy who worked at U.S. Male) and been in Nashville proper since ‘03.

CARRY SOME CASH

A lot of the hole-in-the-wall joints are cash only.

It’s a drinking city. Use Lyft. Robert’s is the best place on Broadway. Check the Nashville Scene for music/arts listings the week before your trip if there’s anything you’d like to see. The Country Music Hall of Fame is actually pretty good, even if you’re not a huge country music fan. Do not go to Pancake Pantry; it…

Fellow Nashvillian. I...don’t know how I feel about this! It’s obviously coming from a place of respect and genuine interest, but it also feels like an article from 1993 in search of Real Seattle.

NO ONE in Nashville (or Tennessee) has EVER expected the city or region to be popular. It’s so weird!

My boyfriend and I are decorating a home basically from scratch, and we’ve decided we both kinda like ‘70s decor. Not only is it a good aesthetic compromise, there’s a warmth to the greens and browns that make us feel very cozy, probably because it reminds us of our childhoods. We’re not going 100% on it (like the…

You don’t say.

This election cycle has turned me into a Democrat.

Is there an extension that changes the phrase “political correctness” to “being polite?”

Apologies! This is my baseline for interacting with the world:

What a time to be alive.

She’s got Stage 4 Theater Kid-itis.

No one over the age of 24 should write an essay about why they are moving from one place to another, especially if that place is in the same country.

If you want to, but I’d only advise them for tall women.

Wasn’t he doing some sort of IT/tech job when the show started?

I marched in lockstep with conventional wisdom

Meghan probably asked some random black people who they’re voting for and decided to copy them; it’s worked well for her so far!

Wow, this isn’t just a new headliner, this is a MESSAGE.

It’s endlessly amusing to me that, after Jezebel, the regular Deadspin commenters are the most with-it.

A Murphy bed raises a household’s chance of Wacky Hijinks by an impressive 15 percent!