Brave and noble and martyred.

Have fun with aging, Dani!

I agree, and I also think he read Trump completely wrong: This just draws attention to Newt, when Trump likes attention drawn to Trump.

Honest question: do these numbers include security, janitorial, kitchen/restaurant staff, etc? It’s broken down by tech/non-tech, and no further. Are those things outsourced?

Mr. Robot is a good show for smart teens and hopefully no one else because honestly, come on.

I know we’re in the darkest timeline because this bitch was clearly meant to rise exactly as high as that annoying coworker who tries to get you in on her essential oils pyramid scheme.

It wasn’t a typical profile, though, because Foer and Portman don’t have typical minds—they are both vegetarians.

WE ARE HERE FOR YOU GRETCHEN
PLEASE TAKE IT ALL

Wow, no idea how she did it! The gossip-mongering public is usually all over the fertility status of lauded Nigerian feminist authors who give interviews to the Financial Times.

If you don’t think culling memes from white supremacist sites deliberately designed to speak to anti-Semites doesn’t count as worthy of outrage, then buddy, you’re either a dumbass or an anti-Semite yourself. Pick one!

This is the best “celebrity as undercover reporter” story since Hugh Grant blew open the phone hacking scandal!

...which also involved Murdoch. I’m sensing a pattern.

Let us know when you get your prize in the mail for being so, so righteous on a post about four dead children.

Poor Victor. I wonder if she was thinking about Alison Parker and Adam Ward, who were shot to death doing their jobs as local reporters less than a year ago.

Hardly seems worth having an heirloom if you’re just going to murder your descendants.

May as well come out as an atheist while she’s at it.

Yeah, the second picture is obviously taken from the downward slope, too, making it look a lot bigger than it probably is.

lol

The tree would have collapsed and crushed a passing cyclist or something equally ludicrous and wonderful.

Wino forever

This photo makes me sad. Empathy is the WORST.