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And I said elsewhere, those two restaurants are in some of the busiest, most popular neighborhoods in town, heavily trafficked by upper-middle-class white residents and middle-class-tourists who want to see the coolest places.

(Source: I live in Nashville and hate both those neighborhoods; parking is a bitch.)

Those two restaurants are in two of the hippest, busiest neighborhoods in Nashville. They wanted to be seen.

Also, Nashville does not have paparazzi, not like NY or LA. So these are pros who flew down, for sure, and are working via leaks. I am assuming from the inside.

I’m just mad about how transparent it is. So so

I don’t think the girl on the left is wearing a swimsuit, I think she’s wearing a collar and...thigh pads?

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Sorry, but you had to be in this video or at least alive when it happened to be counted as a supermodel. I don’t make the rules!

Oh, then Kaine I guess. White males very clearly require the most pandering of all demographics.

Women have had no problem voting for men for, golly, almost 100 years now, and people of color no problem (unless problems are made for them!) voting for whites.

And I’m sure they left for the same reasons anyone else in any industry would leave, either more money or better conditions. Both, if they’re lucky!

Sansa can marry Littlefinger all the live-long day BUT her first husband is still alive and very soon on his way to Westeros. All of Littlefinger’s long-term string-pulling is going to come unraveled because Tyrion can’t be killed. And now he’s got dragons!

Cool so that means there’s officially no reason for her to ever be in America again, right?

It’d be funny (dark funny, but still funny) if they just meant she was kind of bad at science and had to take the regular classes instead of AP.

It’s even LESS impressive in person!

To clarify, I was referring to your mother’s dirty bitch tendencies that led to the rise of my dick, not to your mother herself.

Floyd also wondered why there hasn’t been a national conversation about race

I love the part in Casino where Sharon Stone drives her car into the front yard.

I took my mom to see Paul McCartney and someone asked us to stop singing along???!?!?!?! I promise that we were no louder than the other 19,997 people in the arena who were also singing along.

I’m so tired of hearing about this “lifestyle.” If God wanted us to run, why are our asses so big and comfortable? Q.E.D.

The whole show is like that. Cheap Trick did “Surrender” with Billy Ray Cyrus. 5th Harmony performed. Etc etc etc. It’s so weird.

It wasn’t even CLOSE in states with large black or Hispanic populations! She absolutely trounced him. The only places where it was close on either side were mostly white and rural. That’s not a coincidence.

I said the other week, just haul every high school girl in the auditorium and make them watch the five second clip of Chelsea’s kid asking “Why didn’t you go to the daddy-daughter dance with me?” to Adam and watch the teen pregnancy rate drop like rock.