It makes me wonder what the fuck is wrong with Rubio, who is at the very least kind of handsome.

My favorite is probably Radio Days. It’s so sweet and wistful, two words that don’t really appear when talking about his films very much.

Seriously, she should be calling him Mike or whatever.

I highly recommend freezing some grapes or banana slices. It’s not QUITE a substitution for ice cream, but it really gets the job done, and tastes especially good and cold this time of year.

I’m in my early 30s, and only started smoking regularly within the past year or so. Prior to now, I smoked maybe once or twice a year, at music festivals or parties. It was never really my cup of tea; I felt a little stupid and a lot paranoid. I also spent some time around one obnoxious stoner in particular, who’d…

I just had to image search to remind myself what her mouth even looks like. Those are wholly average lips.

I voted for Clinton in my state’s (TN) primary and I donated to her campaign just this morning.

It’s just not worth it to me, though, to talk about it on Twitter or Facebook. I have several friends that are massive Bernie fans and I know they’ll proceed to tell me that I’m uneducated on the issues and am happy for…

In a similar vein, and I don’t think I’m reaching: There are quite a few synonyms for “shill” out there: “abettor” and “swindler” are good, menacing examples. But they don’t rhyme with “shrill,” so you don’t hear them very often.

(Note: I think “shill” is a criticism generally made by people who don’t read past…

Expelling a kid over vaping is fucking asinine. Whatever happened to detention?

Lohan, Dennis Rodman...is there some sort of secret cabal of D-listers who risk their lives – and what’s left of their reputations – to save America from enemies abroad?

Man, this is gonna end in a shootout on some tropical island.

our nervous systems transport the energy to our organs

In a weird way, I’m hopeful that they’ll all be forgotten in the centuries to come and new sites will be built over them, and then those sites will fall, and archeologists hundreds or thousands of years into the future will find the old graves and try to reconstruct what they can about our society.

I’m sure that a ratty, tangled top knot is fine. As long as it’s wispy and blonde.

It could have gone worse.

That is the most beautiful blue I have ever seen in my life.

Take the Oscar, leave a note that says “Grow Up” in its place.

I’m a Tennessean too and just checked out the map... all East, that’s so odd! Is it Asheville overflow? (My Bernie friends in Nashville are loud and proud. We Hillary folk are keeping to ourselves, because we know the argument isn’t worth it.)

October 15, 1984

True! Sometimes it’s an ethnically motivated hate crime, like when soldiers go a’raping.