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It seems like both sites attract the kind of people who know that their fandom (whether it’s sports or pop culture) is KIND OF silly, so we’re all pretty capable of taking a joke.

Yeah and then the funeral-goers have to assure the Head Bereaved that the loved one looks so “natural” and “peaceful.” Then the chief mourner by the casket, usually the widow/er, child, or parent, has to go through the motions of thanking them for saying that EVEN THOUGH WE ALL KNOW IT’S A LIE.

“Total Eclipses of the Heart” is incredible. It was written by Jim Steinman, best known for his songs with Meatloaf, and it’s about VAMPIRES IN LOVE.

She wants more attention from Anna Wintour.

I’ve seen one in person. A family from my town lost a daughter when she was in high school (car accident) and a couple years later, there was a color family portrait done with an old photo of her, in black and white, like a fucking ghost, photoshopped in. Everyone grieves in different ways, I know, but I can’t help

Early ‘90s women’s fashions were so aging. The hair, the makeup, the clothes. It’s in a dead heat with the late 50s/early 60s in the shared goal to make every woman look 37 years old.

‘Bout to take it dark!

This is a very gentle, amusing hoax that hurt no one and I congratulate them both.

Real talk: I’d marry Jon Lovitz. I think I’d genuinely enjoy his company!

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The End is the Beginning is the End. The fan video cut with Bale Batman has over a million views than the correct, original video, I can only assume because of Kids Today.

ETA: I had massive crushes on both Iha and Corgan that were very intense and very real.

It’s weird how very thin eyebrows were in style in the picture on the left, but in the more recent picture on the right, you can take them as a warning sign. Fashion, eh?

It’s snacks. It’s classy snacks for middle-class stoners who keep up with politics.

There’s a Derek Jacobi show from the ‘90s called Cadfael. It’s about a crusader-turned-monk set in the 1100s. He’s an herbalist, too, and uses his knowledge of plants to help solve the murders that happen in every episode. It’s basically a detective series. It’s awesome.

Anyway, one episode is all about how some jerk

Yeah, his singing voice just sounds straight-up American and she thought I was fucking with her. In her defense, this argument happened in the car before smart phones and instant-fact-checking was really a thing, and telling a weird but innocent lie to mess with her mind does sound like something I’d do.

Are we sure that’s not Doug Hutchison?

I could not convince my sister for the longest time that Phil Lynott was Irish.

BINGATE

People choosing Top Chef over Teen Mom are lying to themselves and others. Oh, they talk about Bernie online and at their fancy dinner parties. They pulled the lever for Hillary, and in the secret recesses of their hearts, they are fine with that.

I’ve come to the conclusion that the only way people who support him will stop supporting him is if another “mean daddy authoritarian conservative” type challenges him to a literal fistfight and then calls him a pussy when he doesn’t show.

This is, I see, an article on how to make oatmeal “good” (aka “quick”) rather than how to make good oatmeal. Good oatmeal takes a while.