I guess he’s a fan of Tha Carter III, then.

Paul Bunyan and John Henry.

I’ve said this for ages, but American currency should go something like this:

So glad my dad just bought a couple of old cars from the late ‘70s (gee, when he was a teen!) to fix up.

If Oprah gave me two hundred million dollars she’d still have a 3 billion dollars.

I had no idea the world of prominent tugboating families was so complicated.

I’m watching Property Virgins and a couple said they’d “pray on it” regarding a decision to buy a home.

I just realized “pray on it” is evangelical code for “think about it.”

Everything on his face is prematurely sloping downward (he’s only 45!), like gravity’s trying to drag him to hell.

I’m white, and changed my vote yesterday from Sanders to Clinton pretty much solely because of the massive amounts of support she’s getting from black and Hispanic Americans. I’m TERRIFIED of Trump, and I think the best way to prevent him getting anywhere near DC is if the Democrats come out as a truly united force,…

The only ones that aren’t canon, as far as I know, are the Spire comics from the Jesus Freak era where the Riverdale gang are all evangelical Christians.

So does Sabrina, the Teenage Witch.

Everything about the Grammys is very, very American. David Bowie was a lot of things, but he was never that.

It seems they were there to promote a party thrown by conservative activist James O’Keefe

My mom’s theory is they’re actually fraternal twins who got plastic surgery to try and pass as identical, which explains their normal-looking yet kinda weird faces.

“Football build character. Men with character no rape! Why football man rape? Must be more to story.”

Megyn Kelly Feminism

The worst thing about meeting different kinds of people is that you start to think of them as, in fact, people.

How hot is Ray Romano in this?

(I think Ray Romano is hot)

Billions of people, since the beginning of time, didn’t get their mothers’ vagina germs shoved into their mouths and buttholes, and now they’re all dead. Think about it.

they’re theatre kids, so generally speaking there hasn’t been an openness issue