Elizabeth Davidson was expecting him to only be mean to Mexicans, but then he was mean to her :(

I think the stipulation for his son’s nanny is especially kind; Jones is in his mid-40s, so she did the bulk of her work decades ago, when Bowie was pretty fucked up. Obviously I don’t know any of these people and have no clue what their present-day relationship might be, but it’s nice to see acknowledgment given to…

Like football, Springsteen, and a killer slice of pizza, not trusting women is something that brings all kinds of American men together.

Because these are people that don’t actually know anything about politics, and only poke their heads out every four years to try and seem smart on Facebook.

Straight up, people who support Bernie Sanders but won’t vote for Clinton if she gets the nomination don’t believe in anything other than supposed liberal purity. I like Sanders, a lot. But frankly the most important things a President does are 1. nominate Supreme Court justices and 2. represent the face of America on…

Depends on your size. I’m large up top and find Soma to be a very reliable brand. The store looks a little granny-ish, but they’re actually great.

“Entertainment Studios” is a hilarious name. I hope he branches out into other ventures like Food Restaurants or Business Offices.

I think one of the big reasons sexual harassment/assault continues to happen is that as comedians/artists/observers we feel like we are above the fray, and these types of things couldn’t be happening in our community.

Who are all the white people having Hot Takes on this song? Are they college students? Literally no one I know, black or white, fucks with Macklemore. This song isn’t even a thing to me. I get that he’s popular, I’m not trying to present myself as niche and holier-than-thou, I just get the overall impression that he’s…

I am surprised at how invested I am in this. What is he going to do?

I have a friend who spent an afternoon with a bunch of female porn stars (working on a non-pornography project) and to a one they confirmed that what they are squirting is, in fact, pee.

Oh I’m sure the point of all that travel is that she got to do a lot of travel under the auspices of “work.”

Marcia Clark revisionism, what a time to be alive.

In Nashville!

The left-wing version of Young Earthers. Are they into horoscopes, too?

Feathers?

I would agree with that statement. Taco Bell all tastes like salt, which is at least a good flavor.

Every word you speak is truth

Not every child in the history of mankind born before, say, 1990 was a fat, dumb, fetal alcoholic tainted with lead and destined to a life of asthma and low expectations.

Do I understand that new parents, mothers especially, want to avoid as much risk as possible? Of course. In that case, they shouldn’t get in cars,…

Ha I know, these fools blew it before the money even got to the second generation!