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He’s the best. Things are going very, very well. I’ve never been this happy!

Orly Taitz! Blast from the past.

I’m now in a relationship (almost a year) with a dude (we’re both in our 30s) I’d met socially as a friend of a friend. I knew him vaguely for a few months before I decided I had a crush on him. I knew he was on Tinder and had been on a couple of Tinder dates. I often let my friends play with my Tinder account because

King of the Hill does NOT get the respect it deserves.

lol why not make it challenging, like reading a non-white NYT opinion columnist or liking a non-Max Martin pop song this year


lol fuck you Debbie.

By the way, that generation starts at women who are 42 years old.

Channel 4 is a different channel from the BBCs. There’s a BBC 4, also.

SO BAD. I thought maybe Paul Dano had fallen on real hard times, but it turns out this is a totally respectable production, not that you could tell from the ads.

Having trouble visualizing a marble window frame in a private residence.

I think that’s Rapunzel.

I’m 31 and childless.

I like Civilization V. It’s kind of lame but also awesome. You are a historical world leader (like Elizabeth I or Genghis Khan, etc etc) and have to grow your civilization. Build new settlements, construct world wonders, do diplomacy with other nations (or fight them!) fend off barbarians...it’s like a big map, kind

Really cannot recommend The Conversation enough. It’s a fantastic film.

I’m not sure how everyone is getting my mom is a rabbit murderer. They just up and died. It happens.

When I was about six, we came into the possession of some baby rabbits that a neighbor had found. Oh, how I loved those bunnies. We fed them and loved them and named them and everything.

So when I came home from school one day to find them gone, I was devastated. Mom told me they had all grown up and were old enough

She already abducted Dannielynn Birkhead.

Billie Dee Williams is still so handsome.

Will. Willow. Jada. Jayden.

Oh, 18 makes MUCH more sense. I’m slightly less worried now about the woman who probably died, like, 80 years ago.

Oh god, Annie, be careful!

Wait wait wait wait wait wait why Rocky? It’s so fucking American! It’s about the triumph of an individual!