Noticing that most of the top vote-getters are women with black or dark brown hair. Well, I AGREE:

I’m in the best relationship of my life right now, with a man I truly want to spend the rest of my days with, and it’s because I knew him for a little while and realized that he possesses so many qualities that would make him a good partner for me.

All my previous relationships were with guys who liked me, and…

Stress, poverty, mental illness, whatever, if the Department of Child Safety is involved with a family over concerns about a child’s welfare and two days later that child is murdered, it seems like they were on to something, you know?

These fucking morons.

Red and white, or green and white, or red and green - Christmas
Blue and white - Hanukkah
Silver, sparkles, white, grey - “Winter”

“GOOGLE IT!!!”

Not surprising, though, that people who have a hard time figuring out how franchising works might truly struggle with ANY nuance or higher-order thinking.

It’s why I DVR Teen Mom.

It’s less disgusting when Alec Baldwin does it for some reason.

Well, what is entertainment? Is it a children’s cartoon, a satirical novel, a documentary about child prostitution? It’s all three, and Zola’s story combined all of those disparate elements to create a fascinating narrative in just a few hundred words. Additionally, this is a world that I (and plenty of other…

But JUST like a poet.

Jesus answered and said unto her, Smile for me, baby: What are you, a bitch?

- Book of Chodes, 4:32

That’s the hardest part of this, trying to pick (as a liberal/sane person) which one would be the least atrocious, if it ever came to that.

So what’s going on in the parallel universe today, is Burlington Coat Factory involved in art forgery? Waffle House experimenting with cloning?

Dude that’s what’s been tripping me up, is this a basement-basement or a lower level with windows ‘cause that shit looks natural

Don’t be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Republican Party

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I knew it was going to hurt, and I can take pain, but I didn’t know how much. My sister (who has two children) said that the split second they put hers in hurt worse than any one single moment of either of her kids’ births. I don’t have any kids but I suspected this was the case. It was INTENSE.

Is it weird that I want her to reconcile with Tony, like, 20 years after the fact? He’s probably married. WHATEVER.

This model looks like Stephanie’s mom. Literally any girl you ever knew named Stephanie.

From Hark, A Vagrant