As a yoga teacher, you should be aware that if you teach anything below an advanced level, at least 5 students a day think this and all your students have thought this at some point.

I can't stop laughing at how angry you are that people are taking care of their dogs.

Too bad, my wedding my rules. Don't like it? Don't come. Besides, dogs are better than most people so I welcome them everywhere.

Oh that's fabulous.

Cliche politician tactic for not actually answering the question. Because she obviously doesn't champion women but doesn't want to come out and say it.

" I think that more important than that is making certain that women are recognized by those companies."

That's just the thing, this legislation won't give jobs to unqualified women simply because they are women. It will make sure that women who are given a job (because they are qualified) won't be paid less than men. I'm sorry but if you aren't making as much money as a man in the same job, that kind of looks to me like…

You nailed it. The Bechdel test was never intended to determine whether a movie had strong female characters or was femenist, it was made to show just how low the bar is when it comes to anything more than a token female character and how many movies — even ones made recently — fail at even that.

I think this just proves that the Bechdel test is a pretty flimsy way to assess how woman are portrayed. I mean, I get its value on some level, but it certainly doesn't automatically mean a movie is even remotely feminist, and I feel like a lot of people want it to mean that.

I love going by myself. Both armrests are mine! The snacks are all mine! No arguments about what to see! I definitely prefer it at matinees or during the week, though. I always think of it as "treating myself" to a movie and relaxing.

it fuckin' well better be, otherwise there's no excuse.

Ooh! I want in:

Agent: Cinderella

Take a sample of your dog's handwriting to the FBI.

And this is why, until the reboot, Whovians were such a fucking joke.

It's burying the lede, not 'lead' fyi.

The Turkey thing is a little more newsworthy...

Vanity Fair isn't presenting this as real. There's a gigantic "humor" graphic right next to the headline.

This bear was tortured to learn stupid tricks that entertain stupid humans. Take this down.