I mean, they have to, the fakes are illegal to own, illegal to purchase. Anyway, unfortunately I can tell from the pull tab, the sides should be darker or lighter, not the same orange, and the tab itself shouldn't have any of that damage on it, since it should be made with palladium and that wouldn't happen.

Hi there! I wrote the column Ask a Clean Person for The Hairpin, and now I write it for Jezebel. There's no "lifting" going on, don't worry — I just moved sites. I'm here and also at Deadspin writing the column there twice a month. Glad to see the Hairpinners here too! xoJK

It's one thing to not be turned on visually, it's another to tell someone their body parts are repulsive. "Repulsive" is a good word to never use with respect to another person's body.

I think he seems like a little shit, but I'm reluctant to judge people by the expressions on their faces. Especially in pictures, which capture a millisecond in time. It looks just as likely that the sun is in his eyes.

Zero (o) dollars, but mostly because I'm not an adult and am too embarrassed to ask how to use all of the various colourful ointments they have at Sephora. One day, I'm going to learn...

So sorry this happened with your mom! The best place to start would be the Patient Services department, it might also be referred to as Patient Relations. They can look into the case and exactly what was involved and get you in touch with who you need. Including the Legal Services team if that turns out to be…

I love my ice cream maker almost as much as I love my SO. I make the craziest ice creams. And I have gotten brutally good at custard cooking- I've made probably about a hundred different ice creams since I started.

Oh my gods, everyone watch this! If you don't think this is awesome, I don't understand you.

You are correct about the origins, but there are now two accepted definitions, due to the popular (if objectionable) use of the idiom.

I didn't read the article, so no, I couldn't tell you what the thesis was. I just think you're really making a mountain out of a molehill here. More bigotry happens all day long on Reddit, Yahoo, or PBS. Are you all up in that? Or have you come to Jezebel to fight the good fight over a chick who said mid-20s dudes are…

I personally enjoy the new NOBLE CRUSADER AGAINST BIGOTRY tack. Pretty clever new angle, really. Pushes a lot of buttons around here, and not everyone pays close attention to who says what.

The trouble with this guy is, whenever he sees something that offends him, he fights back with something even more offensive. He isn't content to argue that saying all 26 year old guys are stupid is a rude and unfair generalization, he has to respond with his own offensive statement. If he tried making an argument…

I can't imagine the "UGH!" that happens when a person gets a "Seatosky replied to you" notification. I wouldn't bother reading it before dismissing it either.

Seatosky tends to be a really big troll, generally, so even if his actual response is reasonable, I can understand why the author would dismiss him automatically.

While it is not unreasonable to argue that any sort of generalizing remark should be frowned upon, there are myriad differences between "26 yr-old boys are stupid, how do they survive" and "40 yr old women are unattractive, why do they bother getting up in the morning." For one thing, whether you like it or not,…

I think the new system driven many of the casual commenters away (and/or resulted in their posting far less frequently) because why bother posting if it's not likely to be seen. This has resulted in the comments section being dominated by posts from "the popular kids"/approved commenters and the most motivated of the…

Pretty much every word out of this dude's mouth makes me never want to have sex with him ever.

Who doesn't like a little game of spin the sausage. (amiright, boys?)

Y'all know this is satire right?!!? Jordan Asher is the baby Lindy's eating, so she'll call him whatever she damn well pleases and it will be both delicious and hilarious.