Any person with the ability to think will agree that “Thoughts” for Paris will be as effective as “Farts” for Paris.

I’m not religious, but I like the idea of prayer. When I was studying Quakerism, something Friends would say is “I will hold (you/person/thing) in the light.” I really liked that. It was kind of like saying “I’m not just thinking about you, you are foremost in my thoughts and concerns.” In Quakerism, “the light” does…

I haven’t watched the lecture yet. . . . but I did read this about it in the Guardian:

“So where do you stand with this? Is it fucked up, exploitative, abusive, and appropriating?”

This is the second time you’re making this comment. Clearly you’re not interested in opposing opinions but I’ll make my piece anyway: I would be okay with this woman being in the NAACP and rocking these hairstyles if she was honest about her racial background. But that wasn’t enough for her. She had to take on the…

This ad isn't for you.

I expected funny Super Bowl commercials, instead I need a therapy session. The lost puppy, the boy with no legs, the crying dad, the 911 call. I have all these feelings and I don't know what to do with them.

Well, who wrote "The Vagina Monologues," then????

I think I can win this.

Her monthly horoscopes, the very lengthy ones which are late now, are FREE. The daily ones, for which you have to have a subscription, are posted every day. People are only complaining about the monthly, free ones. Which seems a bit assholey to me.

So every single person born on September 11th had EXACTLY the same day?

Accurate and detailed bullshit is still bullshit.

One might even say "humorless."

Man you know all the ad homs.

Welcome to Jezebel, please take a seat in the haters section. If everyone were truly as "over it" as you are, we wouldn't have to have these conversations again and again.

I used to play bass for Depraved Heart Murder.

What you just did is provide a rationale for why you wouldn't see a practitioner of dangerous body modification practices. Big difference from saying "see, you can tell from the name that the claims are wrong."

I feel like it's perfect for Disney princes, because there is something about Disney movies that is totally endearing and yet completely off-putting on closer examination.

The greatest Jezebel article ever written, by a wide margin. What's with the goofballs who think cartoon cocks are anywhere close to being in the same ballpark as gore/rape gifs?