I believe this gif accurately represents the moment after the sweaters get tossed.

I didn't know that about Harry Houdini. Learn something new today: check!

Acorah is just the worst sort of person. He's not even very good! Jimmy Carr once pointed out how funnily enough, the "ghostly spirits" he encounters always seem to die at nice, even ages, in nice, even years. Born in 1730, died in 1750, age 20. Boom. It's never: born in 1528, died in 1572, age...???!?!? He…

I just spent an inordinate number of minutes wondering how I missed hearing about Justin Bieber getting married. But Bielberlake is Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake. Not Justin Bieber and...Veronica Lake? Time for more coffee.

Hell no. It's as wrong to me as everything off but socks. Socks come off first, dammit!

Kids are just fucking dreadful. I'm sorry your classmates were such shits.

It's astonishing how Mittens et al. can show such utter contempt for the office of the president—while he's actively auditioning to hold that office. As for their treatment of Obama—who deserves respect as both the leader of the free world and, you know, a person—the racist undertones are unmissable.

Binders full of women; comment full of win! Well done, katstermonster!

You don't "buy into" science? Yeah, well, science doesn't buy into YOU!

Would these make a clicking sound on tile or pavement?

Well, that's certainly my idea of living: standing shoulder to shoulder with the fucking population of Earth. The high life in Florida, baby!

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I could not believe some of the absolute horseshit being slung in that asshole's defence. "He wasn't hurting anyone and now his life is ruined." Are you fucking kidding me? It's definitely disheartening, but in a strange way, it's made me more determined than ever to keep pushing back. We're in this together, and…

The more the merrier—gifs are an absolute good! I'm so happy for you! Jon Stewart, meet Orson Welles.

Hooray! That gif is amazing and so are you!

Sure!

Fuck yes. On some level, you always knew they were cowards—but when you actually see them wailing and flailing impotently before your own eyes? Schadenfreudelicious.

Props for finally spelling America right, I guess?

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Me too. I'm hoping against hope this might act as some sort of Batsignal (Slothsignal?) to our friendly neighbourhood sloth dealer.