I want to make out with this comment behind the bicycle shed, Graby. If you're casting your vote based on the glossy, the slick, and the facile—you're doing it wrong.

Right? She didn't even call him a blockhead.

He looks like he needs one. And perhaps a cuddly blue security blanket.

From one Dark Lord (Baal) to another (of Snark). :)

Not at all! But I will revise my original observation thusly: "Awww: pictures five and six where the littlest baby zombie is all 'ooh, glass!' instead of 'mmm, brains.'"

If I had a snappy title like that, I'd be introducing myself to everyone about town, mayoral style: "Yes, hello, I'm Erin, Jezebel's resident juvenile abortion sophist. How do you do?"

Oh god, the shame. In front of my favourite mod and everything!

You are lovely! And if you happened to see your nomination in #cotd before I fixed my massive typo, I apologize! Fixed now.

"...and Samuel L. Jackson as Sgt. Wheelbarrow..."

♫♪ Some enchanted evening, you may receive a great pun... ♫♪

Agreed. I can't imagine anyone doing "flames, on the side of my face" better than Madeline Kahn.

Update: my hair now looks goddamn amazing. #sorryfeminists

I'm just about to go wash dye (and a man) out of my hair. #sorryfeminists

Colour me disappointed as well. This may be the post that broke the proverbial dromedary's back for me: I just can't with some of these commenters, knowing that once upon a time they would have been impotent pinks (or greys that would have never been promoted in a million years). I know it's cliched to make fun of…

Gotcha! I don't think it'd be creepy, especially if his feed is public. I totally understand your hesitation, though: social media seems so fraught with the potential for missteps and misunderstandings. Perhaps you could follow all the members of the band individually, if you didn't want to appear too obvious? …

Happy Thanksgiving to you, lady! Do you have any contact info for this fine Irish fellow? Could you friend him on FB or drop him a line, just to say hey? You never know!

If this guy wants his fridges to have a room of their own, he can bloody well pay for it. It is completely unreasonable to expect you and the other roommate to pick up the tab. Is there a tenants' rights organization in your city/town? They might have some information you can arm yourself with before you take it to…

You're not even a little bit of a failure. Gold stars all around!

Oh my gosh, that is an amazing costume! Go Peaches!

This. Times a million. This is the comment I hope I'd be able to make if I wasn't so upset. Thank you.