Sometimes it just takes one person saying something to make a difference—and tonight, that was you.

You were right! It is very definitely an otter.

Buh-bye V-card, hello sexytimes!

Welcome to the world, nephew_ninja! I hope your sister and the baby are both doing well. Congrats on becoming an auntie!

Or roll right outta there, as the case may be! But seriously though, is the hoop still capable of rolling? Because I have a hard enough time keeping track of purses that stay put, never mind ones that are capable of rolling away on their own...

Assorted cheeses and meats, and a fancy cat? Sounds amazing! Hope you have a great evening and an even better day tomorrow.

It's been many moons since I wrote the LSAT, so for what it's worth from an old: YOU'VE GOT THIS. Seriously, you'll do great. Good luck!

Hotpants! Hello! It's so lovely to see you 'round these parts again.

Oh my word, the McSex tape scandal! Those were the salad days of Gawker, were they not? *wipes tear*

You can definitely email it in, or post it to the tips forum here: http://jezebel.com/tips/forum

You should post this in #tips. Don't you just love it when asshole companies show you their true colors?

Perhaps some sort of mechanism where the fibber's pants actually do catch fire?

Now that's entertainment!

I think you're really onto something here! Tank-like robotic shell? Check. Sans pity, compassion or remorse? Check. Beneath that shit-eating grin and ill-fitting suit, I think you'll find R. Money is covered in...Dalek bumps!

Well it certainly wasn't me—Todd Akin and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Adorable! And a new twist on the phrase "cute enough to eat."

Awww: pictures five and six where the littlest baby zombie is all "ooh, grass!" instead of "mmm, brains."

Now I've seen everything!

Appreciative snaps allllll over the place! LaComtesse, you never fail to amaze.

Dearie me, where would we be without dudebros who know all? How does he know the quantity and/or quality of the messages you receive anyway? What a knob.