I laughed. Five out of five stars; would read again. Well done, you!

You are too kind, especially as I see WillaCatheter beat me to it (I knew I should have refreshed again!)—I would unheart only to re-heart you many times over!

Are there any actual grown-ups in the House who might temper this insanity? Besides Brown and Byrum, I mean.

In our house, this is known as Our Man in Havana chess.

I was curious about this myself. From the study: "We investigated people’s precision in judging characteristics of an unknown person, based solely on the shoes he or she wears most often."

Ah yes, and we were misconstruing his words. His plain English words. Silly ladybrains, construing and interpreting threats where they patently exist.

Makes me crave a manhattan—mixed in a hot water bottle, naturally.

Your mum sounds like my ballet teacher. Bananas are a ballerina's best friend!

Stolen bread cake for you! Congrats!

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I'm not even an Anne Hathaway fan, but it's grown on me as well. Fantine's life is ruined beyond repair—and she knows it. That dreadful realization comes through beautifully.

Not gonna lie: I've been considering picking some up myself! Although I think you may be onto something re: the magical ingredients—no ordinary shampoo costs that much without at least a few drops of unicorn blood or leprechaun spunk.

Noted truth-tellers Allure and ELLE UK suggest she uses Kerastase products to put the shine in Shinylocks.

Thanks! That English degree? Totally worth it now.

Love this! And it's not just because they have more hay...

Yum! Best enjoyed dockside, under a green light, yes? :)

Thank you, BabyJane!

You are too sweet. Thank you!

I may or may not be doing a little jig. YAY!

This has made my day, nay (neigh?), my week! Thank you so much!