So we beat on, hooves against the pavement, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

If this is the story @TheBadgerWoreBlack is referring to, it was Verizon in that case too, and they were able to restore the voicemail.

Well played! You win the internet.

We have OTs on Friday and Sunday nights too. *ducks*

Perhaps in lieu of an SNL thread? Je ne comprends pas!

Jezebel used to have a regular Animal Art post on Mondays. The eds should bring back this feature (there hasn't been one in months) with you as the artist; your work is wonderful!

Happy dance! Congratulations!

Hey now, Gossip Girl is good too!

ter·ror·ism [ter-uh-riz-uhm], n.

1. Ha, I was a hopelessly earnest baby ballerina. I can hear their inner monologues now: "BE PERFECT, THREE, FOUR, but there is a fight, five, six, JUST KEEP DANCING, SEVEN, EIGHT"

Have you read Kendall Taylor's Sometimes Madness is Wisdom by chance? Even moreso than Milford, I found Taylor scathing in her assessment of Scott. The way Scott "encouraged" Zelda to give up ballet gets me right in the heart, but in the end, I think you're right to say they treated each other equally badly.

Delighted you did! I only hope it's not a bore that I completely co-sign everything you've written here (and will likely steal any number of these points for use in future arguments). OHMSS is one of my absolute favourites (with the best theme!) and before Craig, I thought Dalton was the most book-like (with very…

I love everything about your comment, especially your description of the "intelligent brutality of the character." And Judi Dench owns that role. Makes me feel sad for the rest.

I never thought I'd be having this discussion on Jezebel of all places, but I really like your litmus test for Bond believability (and now I'm curious what you think of Dalton and Lazenby).

So long, Elmer the Safety Elephant. Hello, Ryan the Safety Gosling.

That is simply un-American. Are we sure this guy loves his country?

You are a genius and I love you.

Good luck getting your name removed from the Google, George Tierney Jr from South Carolina.

Well quite!

Lesson: if you give a gal side-eye for wearing trousers, she's going to send back all your things in a lumpy, difficult-to-conceal sack and all your chums will laugh at you.