"Todd of the D'Urbervilles"

I only just found out he did the voice of Lumière in Beauty and the Beast. It gave me a mighty sad he's no longer with us.

You're an inspiration. Happy birthday!

Congratulations!

Unexpected Alan Partridge reference = hooting with laughter. A-ha!

That OKC guy—with the hunting and the fishing and the chopping of wood—was just the tip of the iceberg, then?

Kudos for facing your fears! Those wraps sound like a delicious reward for a job well done.

That sucks so hard, archaeo_girl. I can't even imagine how shitty the state of the field must be when someone with your obvious skills and experience can't find meaningful work. I'm not working at the moment either and it's fucking dreadful out there. Insofar as internet support is useful, I'm totally pulling for…

Happy birthday to you!

15 years? That's amazing. I hope this is just a temporary setback, and that things turn around for you really soon. Any chance the small project could snowball into something bigger? I'll have my fingers crossed for you.

Sounds like my dream wedding, right down to the navy blue dress (my grandma wore a navy suit to her wedding in the '40s and I want to do the same, should the opportunity arise). Lovely!

As though you were coated in a sheen of orange slime? I hear you.

That's about where I am ("I don't think I would be interested in the movie if I didn't know the twist"). Would you care to share via PM? Everything I've read about the plot so far seems to be a reiteration of the tagline and it's just not cutting it.

I agree, and refer you to the wit and wisdom of "Yo, Should I Dump This Asshole?" [yoshouldidumpthisahole.com]

It's never too early in the morning for a #cotd nomination.

I don't know whether Mike Coffman was educated in the United States of America. I don't know that. But I do know this, that in his brain, he's not that intelligent. He's just not that intelligent.

I see those bumbling sidekick lessons really paid off for Brooks Imperial:

"Get this! We'll paint him as a black...metrosexual...Lincoln!" *raucous laughter*

Sounds familiar...

Caution: Not to be worn on the dance floor.