Maybe it's the blonde, but Macaulay Culkin reminds me of Mackenzie Crook (Gareth, from The Office). Hold the phone: Mac C 1 is going to play a soldier in a UK film, and Mac C 2 played a (territorial army) soldier on a UK teevee series. Idle comparisons for fun and profit!

That's the one. And I really hear what you're saying; I've left for months at a time, but I always end up coming back. There's something about Jezzies...

Well, this is awkward. Which do you prefer: bookmarks or trumpets?

I wouldn't dream of ragging on you for this!

Khloe Kardashian and Kotex...Koincidence?

Thirded. Best coverage of the issue I've seen, hands down.

I'm definitely not making excuses, but I seem to remember that American in Paris shitstorm happened on a Friday, and it took until Monday for there to be an official response. I'm hoping against hope it'll be the same in this case. Kudos to you for going that extra mile to get some answers. I'm a big fan of the…

Hello, fellow Toronto Jezzie! Have you had a chance to explore the city, really make it your own? Museums, restaurants, your neighbourhood library might be some places to start. When I moved back here from across the country, I remember being completely down about how vast and impersonal everything seemed. Feel…

Hooray for everything! It sounds like you have a really solid relationship, I'm so, so happy for you both.

Thank you for this. I made some raspberry scones over Christmas and they were a bit meh. I'm going to give these a whirl. Cuddle up and enjoy being snowed in!

You're killing me. Killing me! But with laughter, not a puncture wound to the neck.

Gah, that sucks so hard. Yeah, they're probably having you write it just to cover their asses. But it sounds like you know what you're doing, and whatever's best for you, you've just gotta do it. Hope there's another glass of wine in your immediate future.

You poor thing; I hope you're feeling better soon. I can't imagine something worse than the History Channel; does it somehow manage to show less history than the original?

That sounds like a clusterfuck of awful. Are you the Jezzie who was already having a terrible time with the administration at her school because the info needed re: the course wasn't posted anywhere?

I'm making little gift boxes out of old greeting cards to put Valentine choc-o-lates in! Your treats sound absolute divine; lucky friends!

All the best, bilingualsuperheroine, this is your weekend.

Sounds like there's a story here!

Yep, nothing else to see here. You win!

Vinny isn't even nice enough to be a Nice Guy™.

Nailed it! Bullying: it does not mean what she thinks it means.