This made me laugh forever. And now I'm singing "Karen H., the little brute / Has just gone down the garbage chute..."

So are we still a few steps away from the full Ludovico technique, or are we pretty much there already?

Frothy fun for the whole family.

Move over, Ariel; King Triton's newest daughter, Alliterativia, is in town.

Fingers crossed Santorum is but a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more; his is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

The body of a fish and the face of a duck? Wait, don't tell me, I've totally heard this one...

Next week had better be "Stopping the Earth's Rotation for Anyone Who Wants to Get Off" Week because I've just about had it.

When you're right, you're right! When I hear his name, I always think of Monty Python ("she turned me into a newt!") and then Newt Scamander, author of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

Hey now, this is no loafing matter!

I knew my love affair with bread spelt disaster...

Oh, bravo! It may be subliminal or it may be the thumb, but as an added bonus, I'm reading "RUM" as "BUM" now.

Obama: Sans the serifs and I'm down.

The second teacher yelled at Miranda for making the first teacher upset. She told Miranda "she did not appreciate her getting the other teacher upset because 'she is like a daughter to me.'"

I would like to hear from Mrs. Slocombe on this matter (and I am unanimous in that).

She's known to take a spin every now and again.

This might help with what not to tweet:

So boiling as in angry — that's a whole different kettle of fish?

Pundit slash fixer slash sanctimonious twat...it's all a rich tapestry.

I am avocado green with envy over here! Although I'd probably be all "I'm going to pick them everyday!" and then get uber-lazy about it as well. Enjoy all your citrus-y goodness!

Your dinner sounds amazing! I'm afraid I have no marinade advice, but I'm absolutely enchanted by the idea that you have your own citrus trees. It must be heavenly to just head to the backyard whenever you need some lemon-y goodness.