That sounds like a great costume! Just don't let anyone put you in the corner.

I think even the Ghostbusters would be frightened by a few of those stories. There are some amazing storytellers 'round these parts.

So I just finished reading all the Jezebel ghost stories...will somebody hold me?

I'd rather eat actual chemical sawdust than watch this omnishambles in prime time.

Why are the delicious ones always so dangerous? I hope you're feeling better!

I'm really sorry to hear that; this economy is just the worst. I hope you have some time and space to figure our your next move, and that when you do, you bounce back in a flash.

Aw, come over and I'll cut you a slice of pie. For those about to bump and grind: I salute you! Hope you have a great time.

Puppies bathed: 1

What is the concept for that album cover - reindeer caught in the headlights?

I was going to save this thread to read tonight, but I'm glad I didn't...

My sister does the exact same thing! It's a ruthless game, I tell you.

Can we at least agree that the iron is just the worst?

I find this completely plausible. The last time I played Monopoly, there was a fight before we even got started (three people wanted to be the scotty dog; there can only be one).

These petnappers sound like a terrible cross between Burke and Hare and Cruella de Vil. Keep your four-legged loved ones close, everyone.

Following up on miss.micawber's point, "Going to Butt Town" was a particularly informative article: [jezebel.com]

The beat goes on, in a boat against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

I blame the Great Pumpkin for getting her kicked out; Courtney was clearly doing a number on the sincerity of that pumpkin patch.

Would it be women taking birth control for other medical reasons? Then no. The answer is no. These freaks don't give a shit about women. Full stop.

Oh for fuck's sake. Why don't they just go full Clockwork Orange and make provisions for a straitjacket, lid locks, and the fetal heartbeat over the loudspeaker system?

I'd say he's a full-time sponge, but that's probably an insult to sponges.