I'll sit next to you in class; I feel like I could totally benefit from that condom shopping assignment. I make spreadsheets for practically every other purchase in my life, but I can't honestly say that I've been a critical shopper when it comes to condoms. It would help to dispel some of the embarrassment of…
And not just an alternative to getting pregnant; anal and oral aren't considered "real" sex — so they still consider themselves virgins (which would be particularly important in a religious context).
...by feminist think tank Svedka Vodka...
Joke's on them; that rainbow-covered nurse is actually a doctor: "Excuse me, I didn't go to evil gay medical school to be called 'nurse', thank you very much."
"No, I said I'm a homeopath. Homeopath. Look, do you want me to treat your kid or not?"
That Hudson's Bay overcoat looks ridiculously warm — WANT. Your costume reminded me of those old Labatt's commercials with the two voyageurs; I'm sure you'll be a hit of the party.
I hope you didn't get too many rocks if you went trick-or-treating!
Oh yes please, and make it be Stephen Fry. I shall call my phone Jeeves.
I was just thinking about this the other day, except it was re: subway stop announcements. Off the top of my head, I couldn't think of a city I've visited where the "next stop" voice wasn't a woman. Jezzies?
If you just don't give edam, you'll do anything to get that cheese. It's a feta-ccompli.
Best thing to do is stay low! Hilarious and adorable.
How awful; I'm sorry you were caught up in such a terrible situation. Don't feel guilty about taking time off. Echoing MissNThrope about considering the possibility of talking to a professional; they may be able to help talk you through some of those feelings.
Hey, I'm a neck and hands girl too! I only just realized I tend to sit behind my crush in the class we have together; the better to daydream about nibbling that wonderful neck? Sigh. And I love piano player hands — you know, kind of spindly? I love that you knew you wanted to marry your husband's hands.
I love your declaration of intention; this is very definitely the place for you and your glorious unicorn avatar.
That is because you are awesome. Work that Jalop cred!
It sounds like you've got some amazing, concrete points to support your request. Good for you, and tons of luck!
Yikes, my heart jumped just reading your account of her text; I can't imagine what you must have felt receiving that bit of what the fuckery first-hand, but can definitely understand your rage. I'd agree on waiting until tomorrow, when cooler heads will prevail, to have a discussion on why that wasn't cool. At all.
I'm a monocle and feelin' fancy. Now where is my top hat...