I hear you! I'm sure you're doing brilliant things, though — keep it up, you can do it!

Doesn't look like it from where I'm sitting. What program are you in?

Sweet fancy froot loops — I only have to write 600 more words, but every. single. one. is like pulling teeth. Write yourself, essay!

Yo Hamster Dance, I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye West has one of the best dead memes of all time!

Will no one think of the children?! That said, they can pry my Half Baked (oooh, drug reference) out of my cold, freezer-burnt hands.

To: A Concerned Mom

Yeah, you're going to adopt all three, aren't you? :) I've never been lucky enough to have a cat, but I think what you're doing is really sweet. I hope Schroedinger makes more appearances before the really cold weather sets in.

I'm sorry you're sans puppy at the moment — they're just the total package, aren't they? I hope you have a pup to look forward to soon.

It takes a special brand of off-the-wall to give Noel Fielding a near panic attack. And now I'm picturing them bouncing off the walls of Leinster House...

So sweet! I'm in a twin at this very moment (this room is microscopic) — and we're snug as a bug. With the four of you, it must be downright toasty! I can't imagine ever wanting to leave, especially on frosty mornings.

Ha! I can just imagine them giving you a little side-eye, then going right back to sleep, cushions be damned. The more I think about it, I'm not sure what I was worried about... thanks!

I'm so sorry about your old cat. We rescued this bundle of cuteness about three months after our stately old retriever passed, so I definitely hear you on the "um, not sure if I'm ready for this" front. I hope he keeps bringing you nothing but joy, though — how could he not, with a face like that? :)

Yes, please! Those spots, that face! Give him a good snorgle from me — what a sweetie.

I see what you did there, and I approve.

Beautiful. My initial reaction was "Oh, fuck-a-doodle-do, lady" — you've put it much more eloquently.

Oh man: so snuggly. She's up and down quite a bit between here and the floor so I haven't actually tried to move her, but that's exactly the sort of thing I was wondering about. Mostly just snoring and sleepy little sighs so far, but I'll watch out for growlies, thanks for the tip!

Aw, my old dog used to scratch to get into my closet when there was thunder. I love the idea of all of you huddled together — safety in numbers! I was a bit nervous because I read it can be a dominance thing, but that hasn't been an issue so far, and it doesn't sound like that's the case for you, so that's good. I…

Hey, new kitty! That's so exciting; I hope he finds his new sleeping spot soon. We've had this little one for a couple of months now, and hopping up on the bed is a new development. I'm actually loving it — I'm so glad to hear it's not odd. Where else would they sleep, indeed!

That's what I'm missing — a drink! Boo to crap work weeks.

Everything's coming up JillJitsu! Fingers crossed for you on the job front; enjoy the party!