Belles of Jezzie and Jezzie-belles! How is Friday treating you?

"The Tea Party...[is] trash...so there's a difference." Fixed it.

One hundred percent, sweetie darling.

Maybe "Misery"? If you're hucking an old typewriter about, I'm honestly more worried about the walls than the typewriter. Those things are heavy.

This is amazeballs. Basil always was, and always will be, a BAMF (BAMD?)

Count me in on flying the fuck flag. Also: I am surprisingly untroubled by 'frenz.' Huh.

In the event of a rejoinder, Fox News plans to issue the following report: "Adam Levine stinks, pass it on."

Big thumbs up for the mythology costumes! I went as Medusa several years in a row: white sheet for a toga, sandals, and dollar store rubber snakes in the hair — easy as pie. You can make it a couples costume by having your partner dress up like you've turned them to stone — I suggest prodigious use of baby powder and…

Luckily, there's a book for that too!

Bachmann wasn't on top form because she came straight from keyboard practice with Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Brain Cell Band.

This money is covered in... Red Dye #40! *screams, runs away*

What a ridiculously cruel and insensitive thing to say. I hope she didn't completely spoil your evening.

Get me Kellog's on the phone! Yeah, let's find out if they're open to sharing the wealth on that sweet "froot" loophole. In the meantime, slap some emergency quotation marks around "fruit" and send this out for immediate release: "General Mills would like to remind you that Fruit Roll-Ups remain high in Vitamin F*…

Fresh picked apples — that sounds so idyllic!

Procrastination pie is surely the very best sort of pie. Good luck with the baking, and your exam!

I completely meant to see Marwencol when it was at the local art house theatre, but I never made it. I wanted to go because I'd seen another outsider art documentary, In the Realms of the Unreal and was blown away. Thanks for the reminder! I hope your Art History paper turns out well.

Your kitchen must smell fantastalicious!

I guess we have our answer to: "On a scale from one to Voldemort, how awkward is a hug from Michele Bachmann?"

Oh, their corporate headquarters are definitely under a bridge somewhere.

You poor thing; the omnipresent pumpkin at this time of year must be a real challenge. I love the spices too (especially spice cake and carrot cake). The recipe I used is above if you do decide to brave it. Good luck!