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Mrs. Gideon Regrets
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Good for you! I so need to do this. If you don't see a printed expiration date, there's sometimes a symbol (it looks like a little jar of cream) with a recommended toss-date (e.g., 6M = six months). I try to be vigilant, especially about mascara and sunscreen, but like you said, it piles up!

I hope you gave her the full Joan when she told you to scrub the floor. What a bitch.

I'll look forward to hearing Rev. Mahoney's vocal support for stem cell research, the theory of evolution, and gay marriage. Oh, what's that? He'll be cherry picking his support for science and human rights like he cherry picks his religious teachings? Well, I never.

-10 points. My sassmouth and throwing of coats willy nilly cost me dearly.

Oh no, is it the texture that makes you feel ill, or the taste?

What's the story, morning glories? Today, I found the perfect red lipstick; I hope to wear it in public and not just my bathroom. I'm currently making pumpkin loaf and it smells awesome.

Please stop belittling me!

I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.

Straight from a Penelope herself!

For you. Happy Friday!

Ha! Salvador Dali had an ocelot for a pet. He used to take it to restaurants on a leash. If that doesn't reassure your roomie, I don't know what will. :)

Lady, you are a boss. I am so stealing the "I don't give a shit what you like" comeback; simple, effective. I hope you have a wonderful time with your new dude.

I want to beep that little pink nose. Beep!

Bravo.

I hope that's what it is! I looked again and thought I might have made a mistake; I'm glad you see it too. I'd love to see the actual portrait up close and personal.

This is my first time seeing it, but I have to agree — it's glorious. The memento mori in the lower right-hand corner is particularly poignant.

WIth any luck, it will grow three sizes when the Senate and/or President Obama kills this bill. With fire.

"Logic? I don't need no stinking logic — I have religious indignation and an ill-deserved sense of self-righteousness!"

Although Nancy Pelosi's statement is utterly devastating in its simplicity, I think she would have been equally in her rights to trot out this old chestnut: