Another 'old soul' here! I wear Guerlain's L'Heure Bleue, which had its heyday in 1912. Despite its granny-ish reputation, I love it and it makes me feel amazing — which is rather the point, I don't you agree? Keep rocking your White Linen and White Diamonds; I love the extra-specialness of your family connections…

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She's a total sad panda.

I had a co-worker who practically bathed in No. 5, and on her it smelled absolutely vile (i.e., the stankiest, most cloying baby powder from hell's own nursery).

A time travelling one! That looks like Bill Gates circa 1977. But also: what @acrobatricrabbit said.

I love this guy, who is trusting on being saved by his lady and her giant handbag: [www.flickr.com]

I LOL'd. The next puzzle is: "Can you help Steve find a clean pair of underpants?"

Also nitpicky: Dumbo's mother wasn't killed, she was locked away for being a mad elephant. But she was locked away for defending her son, which is more than can be said for this woman.

Mmm, that's some praiseworthy parody (she said sexily). Victor Appleton (adverbs) and J.K. Rowling (alliteration) writing for CNN as sponsored by Penthouse Forum couldn't have done a better job.

Karleidescope? Really? That sounds like a sad, off-brand toy you'd find at the dollar store, gathering dust next to the Funny Putty and the Spader-Man figurines.

Flip-flops Are Forever

Knock knock!

This puts an interesting new twist on the famous wine tasting passage in Brideshead Revisited:

Ontario represent! I came here to say just that. It's a written test once every two years, once you hit 80. A refresher course and vision test are mandatory as well, but I'd support a mandatory road added to that mix.

Just reading "a bunch of garlic, add a bunch of onion, put it together with some clams, stir until it seems done" makes me nervous. I'm a baker all the way. I need that precision; those rules. I literally have no idea what "salt and pepper to taste" means. How much is a pinch? Without a clear-cut recipe, I'm…

I'm not sure how I feel about Target moving up here to Canada, but I need that Jason Wu cocktail dress like whoa.

I certainly hope the neighbor who saw the person walking with the baby was the one who called the police because you're right, that is just crazy suspicious.

I'm irked by the phrase "it looks like we missed our mark." Missing the mark is something you'd say if you failed to meet a sales quota, or if you failed to lob something into the garbage — not when you've robbed someone of their dignity and interfered with their rights. Why can't they just be honest and say, "we…

Seriously. Emporer Nero is on line two, he has a fiddle he'd like to lend these creeps.

Let me get this straight: you're saying there may be horses...at a horse race? And breasts...breasts with nipples, at a burlesque show? I'm shocked—SHOCKED.