In the summer of 1984, two lovebirds got married near Topanga Canyon, California. 27 years later...they're still at it.

Whom else can taste the schadenfreude?

Sesame Street has always had an "agenda" for fostering inclusion, understanding and empathy. Children have different skin colours, speak different languages; some are differently-abled, some are HIV positive, and some are food insecure — and Sesame Street has made muppets to include them all.

Me too! I've learned to settle for cheapies, though, as the cost of sunglasses tends to be directly proportional to the likelihood of me losing them.

Well said. In terms of puffery, bragging about sitting on an oversight committee sounds like this year's "I can see Russia from my house."

I guess they won't be asking a penny for her thoughts on corporate greed.

You tell 'em, smartgal.

Michelle Bachmann on an intelligence committee is a contradiction in terms.

Right back atcha — love your user name!

Oh noes, mustn't waste the wine! One keyboard, coming up...

I'm glad because I'm puppy-sitting for my parents, which means hour-long walks and tons of cuddles. Also, after years of reading Jezebel, I'm a now commenter thanks to you, barelylethal! Best of luck with the big week — I'm sure you'll knock everyone's socks off.

In the sleeve of his winter coat? I hope you find it — that sounds like a grrrrreat hat!

Hey, welcome back! I hope the move goes smoothly, and that there's nothing but good news on the job front.

I love these — so much pun! May I add: Over the River and Into the Cardis?

His first mistake was thinking he was smarter than the average bear.

If you have a lung problem, you see a pulmonologist. If you have a heart problem, you see a cardiologist.