Wait, why didn’t Godfather score a 9-9-9?

No. No it isn’t. They’ve just sprinkled shit on their shitty crust and expect you to be impressed. The cheese is still utter garbage and the toppings suck.

Cool story, bro. This article is about national chains, though, so NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR LOCAL PLACES.

Wow, so basically either 90% of the initial commenters didn’t read the article at all and just came down here to be like “But innocent until proven guilty, yo!” or entirely missed “It is not a call to believe things just because we say them. It is asking to give us the same benefit of the doubt—or lack thereof—granted…

People have rights and are entitled to a presumption of innocence.

I’m a professor of economics, and that story is dumber than anything I’ve ever heard from my undergrads.

It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.

Fuck off you mansplaining troll.

Co-worker bought a Model X and had so many issues with the interior trim falling to bits and prematurely wearing. Tesla ended up buying it back off him. His wife is a lawyer and sent them a Strongly Worded Letter.

bless your heart, you must’ve never had the joy of reading customer verbatims.

I’ve been writing fiction and non-fiction for public consumption, on the internet, since 1996. For better or worse, my name is all over the place out there. I used to use an unrelated name / pic here, but decided I should have the conviction to associate myself with what I say on this site (and the other former Gawker…

Edited to add - if this is a Sinclair station:

Protip: defrosting chicken in hot water is basically inviting bacteria to take up residence.

I’m always amazed at people that miss incredibly obvious sarcasm on Deadspin.

The only thing 1984 got wrong is that it’s the corporations that are watching, not the government.

30% of $10 is $3. 30% of $10 million per year is $3,000,000. If the cost of a gallon of milk is $2 the person making $10 only has $5 left. The person making $10 million has $6,999,998 left. A flax tax does nothing but keep the poor poor and the rich rich.

I aspire to make $75k/yr. Seriously.

And where did you saw you were unwilling to pay for those things or that you shouldn’t pay taxes? Let’s go way back, to the ancient time of about an hour ago, where you commented:

Yes, being asked to contribute to the society that makes your wealth possible is “giving up everything.” If you’re moderately rich, you should be paying more taxes; barring that, I suggest you think about how to avoid the guillotines.

Because that’s not how it works, you fucking right-wing prick. No one feels “entitled” to anything but a livable income, which has shown to be beneficial to economies in the long run.