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Dwayne, fuck you. You’re an asshole. You say inappropriate shit all the time on a feminist forum. Deep down you have to know this, like all the other male commenters on here who do the same shit. You’ve been on here for fucking ages and you STILL don’t know that rapists/harassers/sex assaulters (all different degrees

I was laying over in JFK last week, minding my own business at a bar trying to watch playoff baseball, when an drunk pilot who was not flying that night sits next to me. The Thursday night game is also on. Then there are some breast cancer awareness things on the field, and he says how great it is they care about

On the contrary: The national anthem isn’t for anybody. It’s a completely superfluous piece of theater brought out almost exclusively as a means of forcing people into a horseshit performance of coerced, submissive nationalism. That is its purpose, just as it is the purpose of its sister the pledge of allegiance. 

Exactly, so, it has come to this, (and frankly most deadspin readers/intelligent people have known this) if you support the NFL, you support systemic racism.

We will have honest conversations by outlawing opinion. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

Like Goodell, I really regret that Kaepernick took a knee and ultimately distracted all of us from the really productive conversations being had about racial bias in policing and whether or not the President was a secret socialist muslim born in Kenya

As others have pointed out before, the National Anthem is not a dedication to the troops. It is for all Americans. And as an American, you can decide for yourself whether or not you need to salute that song. Anybody who doesn’t like your choice can go take their complaints to the Breitbart message boards.

the media company that was co-founded by the same dude who created the Proud Boys has shitshow politics behind the scenes? catch me, i’m going to faint!

We’ve reached a point where anyone who sees an actual Nazi and says “Hey maybe we should hear them out/give them a chance..” needs to be considered at minimum a sympathizer.

Whooosh

I love showing people this:

Not everyone will agree with me, but I feel that if there is a child tax credit, there should be a similarly robust no child tax credit.

Maybe you should have informed yourself about the proposed change before getting all sanctimonious.

“no Android app”

Oh, so women just need to be more assertive. Maybe I can find a “How Not To Have A Guy Jack Off in Front of You for Dummies”.

God save women and girls from “well-loved” men. The bane of female existence for millennia.

The Juggalos talk a big game, but I guarantee you that if there was ever an all out war between musical fan clubs, with the very survival of the artist or group at stake, the Fanilows would fucking massacre the lot of them.

Holy shit this is the dumbest comment I think I’ve ever seen. Seriously, congratulations.

“Businesses need to be politically agnostic or they risk alienating large swaths of the country whether you agree with them or not.”