Man Living in Gaudiest Glass House Throws Stones, Misses

Honestly, he’s been the very first open person to admit he was wrong, apologize for it and said yes he should have an ethics investigation.

It’s because it’s best for her #brand if she doesn’t take any political stances that are even remotely controversial with anybody. Michael Jordan famously said “Republicans buy shoes too.” That’s basically Taylor Swift right now.

A friend of mine made a FB post about MLM’s and the comments section was immediately clogged with paid posts by some shady internet reputation management firm, talking about how that particular company was WONDERFUL and enabled people to live their dreams, etc, etc, which was red meat to me. It went on for I forget…

It’s extremely rude to point this out. Also, I wouldn’t want to risk getting clocked by one of those hooves.

Nah you just became what you hate

David Lee... dude always was underrated at passing the rock.

Jesus Christ that’s a big rock. Did it fall off the tip of a drill on a nearby mining rig?

Just another reason that the institution of marriage disgusts me. It’s no longer about a couple committing to being a team for life, and making this intention clear to their friends, family and community. It’s about the ring. And the dress. And the perfectly-choreographed ceremony. And the photos. And the careful…

I’m just curious which of two polar-opposite emotions Jolie has while reading this: (i) [sounds of ecstasy that can’t be accurately or properly described in the English language]; or (ii) she’s gonna cut a bitch for creeping on her turf. Wild card is (iii) both.

I will say this, on the subject of “motivation” - it’s fucking useless. Think whatever you want to think.. just do the thing you’re supposed to whether you want to or not, and you will reap the rewards whether you deceived yourself into wanting to or not. There’s no magic answer, there’s just choosing whether you want…

How did Jolie get Albert’s Kinja password?

Thing is pots and pans have to soak. So you put them in warm water overnight and in the morning you just continue to ignore them forever until they rust away like all of life’s problems.

I love how Hillary gets more blame for a bill she didn’t even fucking WRITE than the people who actually voted for and wrote the damn bill. Also, she has apologized, repeatedly, for voting for the Iraq War, but I guess nothing she does will ever be good enough.

Yeah! Thanks Donna! We probably just lost Virginia because you had to say this NOW! Not Thanksgiving. Now.

So popular, he didn’t get the votes.

Never forget:

Magic Grandpa is the best possible name and it makes me sad that this is the first time I’ve heard it.

Didn’t Magic Grandpa sign one of those agreements too and then decide he didn’t want to put any money into it? He kept all his money to himself.