Super super nice of you to say, considering the comments I am dismissing tonight. Like this one.

I dunno if I would have gotten a ticket, but when the cop asked me why I was in such a hurry, I was like “I just overflowed my tampon and I need to get home like NOW.” He goes “Uhhh... alright. Have a nice day, ma’am.” I could have been running drugs with two unbuckled kids in the backseat or something, didn’t matter.…

False equivalency because GOP email servers illuminati redneck alt-right MAGA MAGA MAGA old white guys know best or something.

You know, if they want to go with brazenly incompetent, let ‘em.

....to call the White Souse* Counsel’s office...

Yeah. He’s new to the Presidency, but not corruption and influence and graft and general scumbaggery.

They need to stop. It didn’t work for George Costanza and it won’t work for Drumpf.

Eh, asking everyone but Comey to leave the room makes me think he knew exactly what he was doing. The incompetency thing does have merit, but Trump asking for everyone to leave isn’t simply a rookie mistake.

I believe it was the hat that tipped him off

I have a lot of cases tomorrow, so I’m taking my laptop to court so I can watch it in the side room between hearings.

There is way too much focus on whether this meets the criminal standard for obstruction of justice. It’s an open question whether a sitting president can be indicted anyway, and it’s probably moot since it is highly unlikely the DOJ is going to indict its own President for something like obstruction of justice, which…

Whoops!

My wife married me in part because I can find a Simpsons quote to fit any situation.

See I was thinking sangria and flaming hot chips because I’m not classy

OK, I’m connecting dots now. It’s a bit crazy that immediately after their first meeting, Comey thought “I must write ALL this shit down.” He must have noticed something in the meeting that made him feel like he needed a record of everything that happened.

Bullshit, it was those individual ones who affected me most, two of them far more than either of my parents. Again your sweeping statement is patently false.

OT: Best Al Gore joke said by Al Gore: “How can you find Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? He’s the stiff one”.

I really - REALLY - need that fucking word to die.

The answer is Slytherin, right?

“What house is he in again???