The Phillies once scouted me, and I’ve never played baseball in my life. So take that for what it’s worth.

You forgot the caption:

Massachusetts made it illegal last year to ask for current salary. more states need to follow in suit.

I found in one job negotiation that rather than reveal that I’d been savagely underpaid ($15 for a job the BLS says pays an average of $19.12 in my market, hence why I left), when the interviewer asked how much I made at my last job, I told them “I was paid significantly below market value for this field, and would…

My go to metaphor with this guy is that he was born on third base but acts like he invented baseball, so I’m willing to bet he’d be amazing at throwing out the first pitch.

Ok, two things:

Turns out if *45 can’t sue someone, or declare bankruptcy, or call in his own PR pretending to be someone else, he has no actual negotiating skills at all. And those previous tactics aren’t skills.

The writing here is exceptionally good. This string of alliteration/assonance ought to resonate no matter one’s political opinion:

sober policy knower Paul Ryan

there is now a bear story and i apologize for jumping the gun and sincerely enjoyed your article about eating poop

Skyline gets a bad rap, and the pictures in this post do nothing to improve its reputation. But the fact that a simple bowl of chili can produce such feelings of comfort and nostalgia,

Instead of a Bear Friday post we get a paean to literal shit. What the fuck 

There is no defense, just accept it and move on. Skyline Chili is a form of masochism

I wish... it’s published by BenBella out of texas.

Also, if I wanted a clown to be President, I wouldn’t vote for Trump.

You missed a spot where his whole face is.

Ugh. I haven’t kept up with every single shitty thing Uber has been doing these past few years, my most sincere apologies.

Who knew that the downfall of our civilization would be that you can’t prove a negative.

First, you’re right. The fucking equivocating is maddening. If I had just one chance as a reporter, I’d call that motherfucker a liar to his face.

Hey look, in the mean time, I guess, I can’t be doing so badly, because I’m president, and you’re not.