The bottom of the barrel is generally far easier to find than the top.

Because I don’t understand how it minimizes the horror. We are getting into some pretty esoteric artist vs. audience philosophy, but here it goes.

Thrillist management was reportedly...

It can be hard to put your foot down, because no one wants to have to nag.

Because A) they can get away with it, and B) have never been programmed to feel judged over their householding skills. Men are judged for being deadbeat dads, or unemployed, but not about cleaning. Not even now.

1. So why aren’t you a “really” fan of the painting? Not a fan of abstract art? Don’t like the flow of the painting? Or is it because a white person created it?

- Bill Belichick, on New York Jets defensive schemes

The “man” is a sociopath of the highest order who has spent his whole life dicking over anyone who’s not him. The fact that certain people still cannot grasp this concept and somehow believe that because he’s now “President” he’s going to change his ways is mystifying and aggravating. 

omg, THANK YOU. girlfriends keep preaching at me to get a diva cup and they’re all like, “it’s amazing! you can’t even tell it’s there! you can just set it and forget it!!” and i’m like, excuse me, no. i have eyeballs! and they are connected to my head! i will be deeply uncomfortable if a regular tampon isn’t placed…

There’s nothing worth learning in the Bible that children can’t learn somewhere better.

I always like the question “So, what words do you want to say but can’t?” when people talk about political correctness as a scourge on society..

Lawlzors.
Start off with awful libt*** virtue signaling.

What in the actual fuck are you on about? Is this your first time day drinking or something?

You think being taught how to use evidence is brainwashing? It’s just the opposite. Ever heard of Occam’s razor? There’s a simple explanation for why most of the smartest people (especially in the humanities) are more liberal, and there’s a conspiracy theory. Like most cases, the simple answer is probably the right…

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Scrolling past articles you don’t personally care for is evidently the burden of the unenlightened, as you super-sharp, elevated-awareness types seem to feel beholden to make comments like this every. Single. Time.

#NotAllWomen

God damnit. I’m going to choose to believe it was a ninja edit, and not that I’m blind.

Why didn’t you mention that they included baking the chips as a healthier option? Knowing that eating an entire bucket of cheese is healthy as long as I don’t use deep fried chips is definitely everything I needed.

Nuclear cheese filled with mystery meat and some stuff that could ostensibly be vegetables is in fact all I need in life. I love this garbage.