I can tell that you really have nothing to add by your overwhelming example of having added nothing to this conversation.

I had a coworker with a Pinterest board full of the stuff when I was still working retail. I was, like, girl have you SEEN the pallets that come into our warehouse? They are made of rotten garbage.

Let’s not forget that a man who grew up in New York who is a bandwagon fan of a Boston sports team is our president. We have elected literally the worst sort of person.

You’ve engaged a logical fallacy here. You’ve changed the premise of your argument. You can be racist and not be a “Nazi”. You can be a white supremacist and still be fine with Judaism (aren’t most Jewish people white anyway?). Steve Bannon is a self-proclaimed white supremacist. I feel like I shouldn’t need to…

Steve Bannon looks like Seth Brundle if they remade The Fly using a syphilis bacterium instead of a housefly.

You can emulate that behavior through amazon. Open an electronic gift card balance on amazon. Just literally buy a $5 gift card and select the electronic delivery (the one where they email you a code).

Yes, that is exactly what it is.

Next thing you’ll be tell me is “white guy from flyover country thinks border wall isn’t such a bad idea.”

His bias lies with the wealth/health/safety of workers. Hamilton drives me up the wall sometimes, but fuck right off with questioning his authenticity.

How else could you have negotiated such a sweet deal fighting strawmen?

“Sit bones” can be located above the lounge bones and to left of the daydreaming ones.

“9/11 happened almost twelve years ago”

“Hey, it’s your first payday. I know you don’t like materialistic things so instead of a paycheck I wrote you a poem.”

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

My step sister: “if trump voters are so dumb why do I have all these student loans from my education huh?!??”

But your whole ‘argument’ was based on the “age-old saying”. We don’t have the same position at all and now that your position is exposed as weak, you’re trying to be slippery about it.

I care about it potentially absolutely destroying Big Bend.

I mean Leslie Knope is their boss right?

It’s kind of a problem when one reads the headline and starts to rattle off in their brain a list of sycophant journalists to which it might be referring.