I think you mean Robbie Moops.

You are wrong. Triscuits are the best cheese vehicle due to their size, texture, and wonderful crunch. The taste is not overpowering and it provides an excellent balance with the softness of cheese. They’re useless on their own, but they provide an excellent cracker-base for an easy snack.

True story. I once dumped a girl because her favorite cracker was a Triscuit. I couldn’t look her in the eye after learning this. Well that and she fucked my roommate. I still get bitter and angry about it all these years later. Triscuits? How could she have been such a bad person?

I don’t see anything wrong with HamNo’s statement. There’s nothing wrong with recognizing the impending avalanche while it’s still a snowball rolling down the hill. You’re advocating for waiting to be buried before acknowledging the avalanche is coming.

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

For anyone else curious, this is what British dick looks like

Just to add: sent my daughter off with her dad (my ex) this evening after she had a fever all night last night. She’s going to see Sound of Music, the traveling Broadway rendition, with the new step-mom and step-mom’s mother - both of whom are Republicans and Trump supporters.

Everyone got their early and the crowds are enormous. The biggest crowds at any inauguration ever. People are saying this is the best. Traffic was great because Trump has made everything great again already. Anybody who says different is a liar. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. We’ve always…

In fairness, I have never seen Senator Al Franken and D.B. Cooper in the same room at the same time.

I was at urgent care with a sick child last night and while waiting I over heard an older white woman comment to another patient that “they were showing that on Facebook the other night,” like Facebook is the nightly news or something. She clearly had no idea what Facebook is or where information on Facebook comes…

My thing is it took all the way until two thousand and fucking sixteen to realize that an alarming amount of people believe what they see on facebook. A center right leaning blog called warned of the dangers of this months before 2016, right before this shitshow of a presidential campaign kicked off. Shit back in 2009…

Yup. We are fighting a hydra. A dumb, but aggressive hydra. I have no idea how you do that and win.

Blah blah blah what sides does Foodspin recommend for the shit sandwich that’s being served up this weekend?

I believe this to be the pinnacle of English prose: “Rick Perry, a moron who in all likelihood knots his fingers into his shoelaces more than twice per week”

What planet do you live on? How about we start with corporate debt:

God, I hate that “fake” culture. Outings to the movies at work? I don’t want to be paid to hang out with my coworkers. I just want to do my job and go home. I hate pot lucks. I hate having to fake smile while people sing happy birthday to me or sing it to others and have to eat overly sweet cake. I hate the secret…

This particular director, I’m fairly certain, would have been gobsmacked to learn that some people can read without moving our lips.

Seems to be only young people... What us older people value most in a career

I worked in a shop that was really pretty good about compensation and work/life balance, but I was forever butting heads with my director over a particular phrase in our mission statement or values declaration or whatever it was: “bias toward action.” I took that to mean, “If you see something wrong, take the…

Another good source of what employees value most is the Gallup Workplace Engagement Survey. The number one factor affecting employee engagement? Their immediate supervisor, and how that supervisor treats their employees. While this may initially sound like it came from the Desk of No Shit Dick Tracy, the survey…