I wonder why Jon Chait didn’t get that same sense of welcoming from his women friends.

First of all, fuck the stupid flavor swap deal. After that was over, even though my favorite chips (the cracked pepper ones) won, all of my local stores stopped carrying it much like they stopped carrying all of the flavors in that stupid contest.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

Look. Alex. That’s just urinalysis.

He would see this country burn if he could be king of the ashes.

The source for one of those was the unhinged rantings of a conspiracy theorist on the internet. The source for the other was every intelligence agency in the country, groups who found this credible enough to bring to the attention of our entire government.

I wish I could star this more than once. I’ve spent the morning raging against people on my Facebook who firmly believe that we should have investigated Hillary Clinton’s emails EVEN MORE, but are decrying the investigation into our President-Elect’s foreign ties as “sour grapes” by the Democrats. I just don’t…

+1 for “fuck the heck,” the spirit of FJM will never die.

The president, the intelligence community and FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS are investigating whether our future president is colluding with a foreign government to undermine our democracy. Specifically a government that has a well documented record of this type of behavior. That in itself is a huge story.

I mean, the American people just weren’t ready for this kind of information. Buzzfeed should have kept it to themselves to protect us. Just like LBJ heroically refused to expose Nixon’s treason in sinking the Paris Peace Talks prior to his election. And the press and government officials protected us from having to…

Heh, after an entire year of trying to be sycophantic, all those reporters are going after a listicle maker for actually doing something they didn’t, their job.

Jesus Christ. It’s really hard to fight the alarmist impulses some days.

We’re fucked. But Rust Belt Whitey only cares about a wall and obsolete jobs that are never coming back.

Typical smug liberal, with your house having a wall made of a vegetable.

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

Yeah but at least Titanic had a sweet sinking sequence where many of the characters, most importantly Jack, died.

I didn’t go to school for economics. I instead majored in Understanding Sarcasm. You should see if there’s a place near you that offers classes.

Ah yes, my daughter has the same anxious reaction to a scary explosion in Transformers as a scary explosion on the news, which is why I smugly disregard both and pretend nothing can touch me to strangers on the internet.

I AM SO SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT.