These are best read as short stories:
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- “CARVED DOWN PIECE OF DOMINO INCISED PENIS INSERTED DOMINO PIECE INTO PENIS NOW WANTS IT REMOVED”
I was looking for this. Have a star, my friend. And a fusilli noodle.
- “PER WIFE PATIENT SAT DOWN ON A SCREWDRIVER AND IT WENT UP HIS RECTUM”
I read an article in the Washington Post the other day that mentioned a woman and her husband, who both get health insurance through Obamacare. The husband is on the list for a liver transplant. They both voted for Trump. And the wife was like, “Wait, he’s really going to cut Obamacare? I thought that was just talk!…
It bears repeating, but not taking the high road is a very different thing than screaming at someone in public.
A long time ago, I worked for Starbucks. The store I worked at while on a busy main road, was not nearly as busy as the store could have been due to being on the wrong side of the road. At the time I was there, they closed for Christmas day, until one year when corporate was insistent on the store opening. Naturally…
if you give me your name/address, I’ll look into to setting up a gofundme page so you can GTFO. Nobody should suffer like that.
*shakes her head at all this and turns the Billy Joel back up while grumbling about kids these days*
Just listened to a bunch of these (having never heard of any of them) and am really glad my musical taste is stuck in 1982.
The white woman’s Burton.
It’s amazing, it’s like the Democrats learn it and then forget the next election. That’s how you end up with Walter Mondale, John Kerry, and Hillary Clinton.
a candidate people would get behind.
I’ve found a secret reaction photo of a meeting where Rick Perry gave a presentation to the sitting President about what he though the DOE did:
How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.
This is a good combo. I’d like to add that over the last few years I, an avowed peanut butter lover, have gotten really into natural peanut butters and have done extensive product testing within the category in order to determine the best peanut butter. This blog comment is as good a place as any to finally reveal my…
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