You’re joking/being sarcastic right? I can’t accept the possibility you’re that stupid

huh? The issue is when the trend started... you want to pretend this is the fault of Obama? Fucking shit dude - get a grip

I don’t think I’m comfortable with the only Jewish item in this catalog being made by fucking Nordic Ware.

Enjoy your dystopia, Stein voter. I’m sure the Internet will be so impressed with your electoral purity in twenty years or so.

I’m glad it works for you! I spent a solid 45 seconds glaring angrily around my desk before I came up with any analogy that made sense and wasn’t just me saying “this is stupid, you’re stupid.”

“These people believe this country is a democracy. It’s not,” Carreras, the dapper Wall Streeter and failed politician, said, referring to the Green Party and its allies. “It’s a constitutional republic.”

I’m super fed up with facts not mattering. That everyone deserves their own opinion even when it’s counter to reality. All you have to do is google what you want to know, there’s a crack-pot for every lid. Experts are denigrated for being ‘elite’ instead of being appreciated for their knowledge and hard work.

Right? Oh, am I an intellectual elitist because I like facts? Well, so be it then.

My paternal genetic donor who is a trump supporter loves going on about the articles he reads on Facebook like they are the holy grail of knowledge.

I hear you, but it’s like if there was somebody drowning and instead of throwing that person a life preserver, we all just sat around and imagined innovative and disruptive ways to save a drowning life..

My stepsister has one that says “In this house, we do second chances, we do apologies,” etc etc, and it takes all my self-control not to point out that this is maybe not a thing to glorify with a tacky print when we all know you took back your worthless sack-of-shit husband who walked out on you and the kids and came…

She seems lovely, and he, well, certainly seems to bring a half-trained golden lab’s enthusiasm to the business of being alive, but sliding barn doors and pornographically over-sized wall clocks with faux “old timey” faces is some patently lower middle-class straight people shit. I was saying miss me with all that…

As someone who has watched at least 30 seconds of HGTV, I believe the term you’re looking for is “open concept,” as in: “Nick and Jillary are ready to wrap themselves in the romance of Venice where they hope to find an open concept home with stainless steel everything and the same exact enormous footprint of the…

MVHA (Make Video Horizontal Again)

As I said on The Twitter, the Trump revolution is like the Reagan revolution only with trickle down insanity instead.

Sadly, this cartoon never gets old.

I read Sturgeon General and thought it’d be awfully appropriate

I’m sure you think you’re completely right, but you’re not. It’s a fundamentally cowardly position.