Yes. Specifically one in which internet memes and knee-jerking are substituted for actual knowledge and reading ability.

Stop being a cartoon.

They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.

Ugh, Kentucky. It’s the worst things about Ohio combined with the worst things about the South. They make good bourbon there but then they don’t let people drink it because of Jesus. Kentucky sucks. Move the derby somewhere better.

Take away the ability to stop the clock in sports. Want to foul Dwight Howard 15 times? Too bad, the clock keeps running. Want to throw 87 three yard slants to the sideline to get out of bounds quickly? Too bad, the clock keeps running. Want to pummel Radka Gudas into the boards until he is unconscious? Too bad, the…

Any song longer than three minutes is basically jazz and therefore sucks.

If this is not the most starred comment by the end of the day, I’ll be super mad about it.

I want to wear the “Full Docs or GTFO” shirt to my next medical appointment.

“Oh, you are a P.A.?” *points to shirt*

This from the guy who posts recipes for 6 hour pulled pork? There are things that are worth the wait (6 hour pulled pork) and things that aren’t (Bats Man versus Superior Man: Golden Age of Vigilance).

The Witch, a good movie about a scary witch and her friends (a goat and a rabbit) owning a Puritan family so bad they all kill each other...

There are also too many states. Please eliminate three.

Let’s not jump to conclusions here. To be talking to Pence in the first place, kid probably had court ordered community service. That or she was sent by the ghost of a classmate she murdered.

Our office is down to one space. It took two meetings, actual tears, and the concession that the olds could still use two spaces, but one was preferred.

Yes, that also deserves some of our outrage.

Let’s get past the jokes. This man is sick.

Ugh, he’s so fucking tacky. He thinks anything that costs a lot of money is automatically classy and automatically brings him prestige. He’s like the Dubai of people.

The Owlbeasts in Stormheim.

Avant-’tard

All Donald was doing was explaining his policies. It turned out to be little white lines.