Well fuck..This Bill Clinton guy sounds like a real jerk and I will NOT be voting for him next month

Why do people do that? Kid. I mean, you know damn well that I’m not 11. Why be a dick? Your reply does zero for the conversation. Literally nothing. Though, I suppose I’ll take that back. It probably gave you a brief, smug grin as you put a stranger down.

Also, let me guess: You love the Libertarians because of A: The idea of no IRS and no taxes, or B: Legal weed, because Libertarian candidates support “leaving it up to the states”.

OK. No.

Aside from his civil rights history and missionary work, Tim Kaine also successfully passed gun control measures in the wake of the Virginia Tech shootings. As a Hokie at the time of the massacre, he (or his presidential ticket) will get my vote for any office he runs.

Hi, I for one (being a 34 year old black man) freaking love Tim Kaine. People often point out what he is not (exciting, young, non white) So Why do I like him u might ask? (or might not ask because u don’t care, which is understandable) Because of what he IS, a regular old white guy and he stands on the side of people…

Those are the little nut candies in the gold foil, right?

True, but you know, of course Ashley Feinberg is a pen name for King Kong Bundy.

Setting aside for a moment your wrongness on every other level, I find it really interesting that despite repeated prompting, you seem incapable of absorbing information and then using that knowledge to correct a repeated, glaring error that undermines your attitude as an expert on all things “bussiness.” 

Keep hope alive, Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani.

How dare someone—a Kennedy no less!—listen to the words of not just a man, but an old man.

Gary Johnson makes a Mountain Dew and Xanax cocktail called “Xanadu.”

Dammit Gary.

this is like the worst foodspin ever

How can something that you can only see after clicking on the post be written for clicks?

“An egg is not a baby chicken. A chick is a baby chicken.”

Except for the fact that ISIS was formed at the Abu Ghraib detention facility when prisoners held meetings, worked out a chain of command, and traded phone numbers and contacts by using Indelible markers to write it on their underwear for when they got out.

Of all the things that make me angry about Breitbart, the thing that is making me the most irrationally angry is this snippet:

loving the comments so far. who said that trump supporters are all literally inbred dumbasses?

S’mores life.