Oh man. I thought I liked the “industrial” look. I just realized it’s also the TGIFriday’s look and now I am questioning everything I once stood for.

I want to take this comment out for a steak dinner and call it the next day.

I like that the person who made that let us know precisely which Sideshow Bob they were talking about

Let’s be clear here, Trump is Nathan Lane as Max Bialystock. Not Zero Mostel. And whoever his Leo Bloom is (Manafort?) can be Matthew Broderick, because fuck if I’m comparing any of these people to Gene Wilder.

I realized pretty quickly that I could never be romantically involved with someone who had fundamentally different views about reality than my own. Which crossed every religious person from the list.

Whole wheat pasta is the fucking worst.

Kale

Dunk it in a Cream Sauce, and call it a Croque Monsieur.

I’ll just leave this here.