OOof, I’d have a sharp stick in the eye before I paid a monthly for a new Jetta. 

Counterpoint: We should be buying an Accord 2.0T 6MT Sport right now. It’s the best damn sedan on the market, IMO.

Dear Honda,

Everybody assumes Jesse didn’t stop because he didn’t want to hand over the keys to his car after losing to Johnny Tran, but if you think about it, the real reason is obvious. He didn’t stop because he couldn’t stop. He had already removed the Jetta’s brakes for weight reduction.

I love your "mom and me" stories. Please keep them coming.

Imagine the horror when he picks up one of these bad boys:

Those are clearly speed holes. And you call yourself an auto-journalist, pfft!

I gotta get to New Zealand.

word.

I don’t do caffeine so much when driving.  What I really need, to keep me awake, is my copilot/navigator to talk to me.  It’s cool if she sleeps but if I start to blink long, I have to wake her up.  I’m good for hours on end if someone will talk to me during my drowsy periods.

We just got done with a longish trip that crossed mealtime, so we resorted to our standby:

That is exactly the amount I put this at!

500.  you saw the rust.

How’s the space for larger guys? Not just height, but width? B pillars are my left shoulder’s worst enemy when it comes to finding a fun vehicle.

This gives me a great excuse to remind everyone that the 370Z’s chassis quite literally predates the world’s first commercially available camera phone.

Yeah, but all of them only perform the rear bumper offset test.

Spoiler Alert!

The Delorean doesn’t go past 85. Doc was a bullshit artist.

in a 100 years from now Porsche owners will still bitch and moan about the correct way to say Porsche

Every BMW ships from the factory with working turn signals both left and right