They are.

Who the fuck would ever buy this?

lol what baby needs to do this? a baby genius? is that what you’re trying to say?

I think it’s a remarkable achievement to create a fresh and visually stunning adaptation of Watchmen that audiences will absolutely hate.

I refuse to believe that many Jezebel readers are terrible mothers.

Anyone who takes a baby on that flight should expect child protection services waiting for them on the other end.

omg 45 minutes longer that’s like almost one whole tv show

Nobody fucking cares about your comic book movies, nerds.

“Smoking is bad for you but it’s makes you look and feel cool”

I play pretty much “by myself” except during matchmaking co-operative activities. Basically treat other players as friendly NPCs.

if those aren’t SSDs you’re doing it wrong

Are you saying that most mass shooters in America were not card-carrying NRA members?

The best thing about Big Mouth is that it triggers all the Nazis.

People are lazy, cheap and, most importantly, stupid.

Uber’s Newest Way to Make Even More People Resent Them

When you consider the alarming number of Americans who think vaccinations are a government mind control scheme, this isn’t at all surprising. 

Unsurprisingly lazy and low-energy.

what is an Arby’s

Thanks for being A Platonic Ideal, sir.

“Also, I’m your average straight white guy, and I feel like I get a TON of hatred and vitriol online on a pretty regular basis”