Alex, you don’t need to baby these fuckheels.

also “eddie valiant” lol get fucked buddy

Spoken like a truly clueless honkey.

since when do gamers fuck?

what is a gamer gate

I equate the NRA with deadly and effective domestic terrorism, now kindly shut the fuck up.

The NRA is the most destructive and effective domestic terrorist group on the planet.

This is unsurprisingly awful, but at least you’re not writing about video games.

thanks bru ichi

Nobody fucking cares what John Hollister is “sick of”

Shut the fuck up.

Was it soup or stew? 

The plot twist is that it’s a Zelda game but it actually sucks.

The shotgun knock back is great.

Creed “Can you get me hired?”

Yes, clearly, it’s HOMELESS PEOPLE contributing the most to oceanic pollution.

What is the actual downside to two million people storming area-51?

Is there anyone left who doesn’t realize Elon Musk is a massive piece of shit?

This looks like a high-fidelity mass murder simulator. 

uh, they’re called midgets