Who drops $200K on a dumb SUV and then complains about the cost of... literally anything?

Good. Cars are awesome but also stupid to own.

I honestly hope every sick little weeb who logs into this game is flagged into a database for when the purges begin, because goddamn it you’re all unbearable.

“I would not, however, make death threats. Jordan says he has received several death threats from angry gamers, and has reported them to the authorities. Don’t threaten death, folks. It’s not a good look. If you’re going to kill a man, kill him.”

“I had consumed 216 grams of sugar”

now available across two platform generations

The Witcher series is virgin-tier trash don’t @ me.

Coddled virgin coddled.

Oh my god, simmer the fuck down.

Shut the fuck up, delicate honkey.

lol what the fuck?

I just pretend they’re saying it really sarcastically.

still looks like shit

holy shit the uncanny valley is deeper and wider than we previously imagined

Donald Trump and EVERY SINGLE ONE of his supporters are white supremacists.

I want TVR to be the upstart brand as popular with cool people as Tesla is with weird dweebs.

Fucking finally.

Great review, Zack.

But I thought racism was totally solved!!?? Or were the Nazis lying to me?

Pokemon Snap! was lowkey a top 10 game for n64