Who drops $200K on a dumb SUV and then complains about the cost of... literally anything?

Good. Cars are awesome but also stupid to own.

I honestly hope every sick little weeb who logs into this game is flagged into a database for when the purges begin, because goddamn it you’re all unbearable.

Agree with the premise of your piece but this is, frankly, idiotic:

Gas stoves are in no way harmful to health. I hope you get sued for spreading this misinformation.

I give it 18 months before everyone is sick of this girl.

“I would not, however, make death threats. Jordan says he has received several death threats from angry gamers, and has reported them to the authorities. Don’t threaten death, folks. It’s not a good look. If you’re going to kill a man, kill him.”

“I had consumed 216 grams of sugar”

330 nits is not an especially bright screen considering the MBP pushes 500.

There are so many false claims about KXL in this article it would break my heart if any of their lawyers saw this and sued you so high into heaven that the angels would sing about you in their laments.

now available across two platform generations

The Witcher series is virgin-tier trash don’t @ me.

Coddled virgin coddled.

Oh my god, simmer the fuck down.

Shut the fuck up, delicate honkey.

1.4 million “Americans” you mean

lol what the fuck?

I just pretend they’re saying it really sarcastically.

still looks like shit

holy shit the uncanny valley is deeper and wider than we previously imagined